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offensive humor
Апрель 11, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
Dieting is really easy
As long as you're poor

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offensive humor
Апрель 11, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
I really hope the Germans have to play Nigeria in the world cup. I've no interest in the match I just want to see if they put Nig Ger in the corner of the screen.

#sports
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offensive humor
Апрель 11, 2021, 7 д.п.
What's a four-letter word that ends with sex?

Rape.

#sexandshit
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offensive humor
Апрель 10, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
It's a pretty good bet that Schrodinger's cat will have died of old age by now anyway.

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offensive humor
Апрель 10, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
I was having dinner at my girlfriend's house for the first time.

"Can I use your bathroom?" I asked.

"Sure, but could you use the can of air freshener?" said her mother jokingly.

Really strange, but I managed to fit all the poo into the bottle.

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offensive humor
Апрель 10, 2021, 7 д.п.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

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offensive humor
Апрель 9, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
Gravestone:..."Here Lies Houdini"...Gravestone [2]..."Now Over Here"

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offensive humor
Апрель 9, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
Today I found out that you can hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.

#wordplay
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offensive humor
Апрель 9, 2021, 7 д.п.
Two mass shootings within 24 hours. Yep. It’s back to school season alright.

#news
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offensive humor
Апрель 8, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
If it is called tourist season, why can't I shoot them?
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offensive humor
Апрель 8, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
I don’t hate all muslims I mean some of my best friends are terrorists.

I meant muslims.

#other
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offensive humor
Апрель 8, 2021, 7 д.п.
I visited my mate's grave today.

He was right... I should have let him drive.

#other
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offensive humor
Апрель 7, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
Look it’s a bird!

No, it’s a plane.

No, it’s Uncle Samir.

Or at least it was...

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offensive humor
Апрель 7, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
Just walked past a sign that read, "This fire door is alarmed".
So I give it a little rub and told it everything is going to be ok.

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offensive humor
Апрель 7, 2021, 7 д.п.
offensive humor
Апрель 7, 2021, 7 д.п.
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Апрель 7, 2021, 7 д.п.
offensive humor
Апрель 6, 2021, 7:40 п.п.
I asked my Wife “Am I the only one you’ve been with?”
“Yes... but I’ve had some sevens and eights.” She replied.

#wordplay
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offensive humor
Апрель 6, 2021, 1:20 п.п.
offensive humor
Апрель 6, 2021, 7 д.п.
Hey Google, ya know what else "started in a garage"? My father's alcoholism

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